Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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