ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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