i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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