I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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