As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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