Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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