Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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