Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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