quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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