guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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