My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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