The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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