thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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