I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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