Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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