ugly people sure do ruin things
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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