gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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