No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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