This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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