Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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