Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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