time to smoke my breakfast
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't turn off my feet"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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