They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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