Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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