I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You are the jesus of drinking
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We are all done wearing pants today
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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