summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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