bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Duck Duck Cougar?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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