Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I need moral support for this bender
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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