Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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