question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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