Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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