his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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