He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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