god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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