He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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