We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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