can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
