That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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