If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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