I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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