Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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