youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
