KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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