either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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