All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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