i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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