the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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