i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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