from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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