I love black thongs
I look better un-naked...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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